you're retarded

ARE YOU RETARDED?

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for ‘hurting’ you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a “blonde”
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 7

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”

so far: 8

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 12

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you’re head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used many times a day.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 19

multiply by 3

57% retarded! haha

the lips

it's so in right now. ahaha.jk (ofcourse it is!) love it!

onde-onde

hah..i ate my brothers onde-onde..
its a yummy round cake with sesame seed.. yumyum. i only eat the skin though. there is this kacang ijo inside it. i don't like kacang ijo. oh well, what the hell am i talking about..
so, i'm going to denmark in a few days. i have 4 pages of the lists of what i need to bring from bali to denmark and from denmark to bali..

i watched ava yesterday. the band was good, but there were so many people pushing and it was so hot. at least i got some pictures.

let's study!

the female reproductive system: chapter 16

ovaries= produce eggs

come on, you can study on your own. do you really think you can relly on me teaching? yes, if you wanna be ungraded.. oh well

chapter 1 to 24.. i'm sad

i don't know

i just read a blog by a friend of mine.... ahahahahah
it was entertaining, like ENTERTAINING.. it was funny.
she talks about these random stuff, and as ica said, she is creative.
she even talks about unimportant stuff.. but i like it anyway..
so, yea, get well soon feet.

hello

hello..
my name is indira, incase you don't know..
i've never had a diary before, i don't really like it.
i just wanna try..

well, what about you? tell me about yourself...
*listening...*
great! nice to know you.
see you somewhere, bye